Birthday wishes go out on this date to the following people: KingEdward V, Daniel Boone- who was a man...a big man... Composer Carl Ditter von Dittersdorf, Marie Antoinette, who was nowhere near as stupid or out of touch as she's portrayed. It's kinda like the people who killed her wanted to make her look bad, especially since she wasn't there to defend herself, ya know? George Boole had a celebration this day, so next time you find yourself using Boolean logic, thank him... Which means RIGHT NOW! Also best wishes for Presidents James K. Polk and Warren G. Harding; tough guy actor Burt Lancaster, Jay Black of Jay and the Americans, Keith Emerson (guess which part of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer he was); k.d. Lang (I almost committed the horrific crime of capitalizing her initials!) Also J.D. Souther who presumably won't be offended that I capitalized his, and David "Ross Geller" Schwimmer. Wanna make some heads explode? Go to a union hall in Wisconsin and call for a birthday song for Governor Scott Walker. Then run like all the hounds of Hell are after you... because basically, they will be!
Also give your best to occasional Detroit Tigers third baseman Wilson Betemit- and hurry, because he might not be back in Detroit next year.
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